Soulmate jokes
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Like if you know someone is emo.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!