Soulmate jokes

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Like if you know someone is emo.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.