Soulmate jokes

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.