Soulmate

Soulmate Jokes

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

Friend

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

Test

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.