Gutter jokes
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.