Gutter jokes
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."