Short jokes
Cheese.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.