Short jokes
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Really Karen?
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
I'm Batman.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Gigachad.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!