Short jokes
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.