Short jokes
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
JFK is definitely a bottom.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.