Short jokes
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I hate it when I donβt understand someone.
What is a bus π?
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. ππββοΈ
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
What do girls have that boys donβt have? Bobbies.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of PokΓ©mon Sword and Shield!"
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. π² I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.