Short jokes
Bitch!
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
I'm a clown.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
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This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Aahhhhhh!