Short jokes
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
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The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.