Short jokes
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
I love my dog, Sadie.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.