Short jokes
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.