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Wine and Girls

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen here, you smooth-brained, walnut-for-a-brain human. This joke is about a pedophile comparing young girls to wine, saying he likes them kept for 12 years, which is a sick way to say he likes kids. This is not cool. It is not ok to be into kids. This is obviously dark humor. You get it?

    Comments (6)

    What do girls and John Cena have in common, they can’t see me when I go for my first move

    JOOOOOOHN CENAAAAAAA

    BUM BUMBUMBUM

    it's I like my girls like I like my wine 2 years old and locked in a cellar

    I prefer them the way I get my cigars. 9 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack

    I like my women like I like my subway subs six and 12