God's Practice Run

This is a dark joke comparing politicians to pigs, implying that God 'practiced' creating pigs before making the 'worse' creation of politicians. It's a cynical take on political figures.

• Politician
• God
• Pig
• Creation
• Practice
• Morbid jokes

• What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
• What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
• What did God say when he made the first black man? "Crap, I burnt one!"
• Why did God make the devils die? God is great!