Guitar teacher jokes

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.