Guitar teacher jokes

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.