Guitar teacher jokes

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Time to play guitar!

*absolutely shreds*

My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.