Short jokes
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Germany is...
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Bored.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
But he could only get 1 trade.
Your future.
Uff.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.