Short jokes
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.