Short jokes
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...