Short jokes
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.