Short jokes
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
you.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.