Short jokes
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
I miss school so much.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
keligh?
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!