Short jokes
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
Eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Hi boyyyy!
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Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
Kade
Jak
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??