Short jokes
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What time eeeeeee?