Short jokes
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Don't touch my bot.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
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Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.