Short jokes
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"