Short jokes
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Eat this, peppe.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
Ttt.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I will mummyfry you!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Pokemon
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
"Stop bullying me!"
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!