Short jokes
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.