Short jokes
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
I love my dog, Sadie.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.