Short jokes
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
Who am I sitting next to?
Ghanshyam.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Chihuahua?
Richmond
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Super Mario.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.