Short jokes
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Dislike this.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!