Short jokes
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
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I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!