Short jokes
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Leo: Mom?
Mom: Yes!
Leo: Is rape good?
Mom: NO!
Leo: Good cause I raped someone!
Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day, I love you.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Max's joke is literally a joke.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Your Da.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Boomer.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
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Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.