Short jokes
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Really Karen?
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
I'm Batman.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Gigachad.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.