Short jokes
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Why does my brother have no mom?
I see you.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
I declare war on Gwen!
Orphans are cool.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
My name is Martha.