Short jokes
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Everyone reading this is gay!
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
Jas.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.