Short jokes
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?