Yo Dad's So Stupid

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about your dad being so dumb that when he went out to get milk, he got lost or took forever to come back. It's like, where did your dad even go? Did he get distracted by shiny objects? Did he try to read a book? (I know you can't read, and I'm not judging) It's a classic "yo mama" joke but with your dumb dad instead!