Short jokes
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Verga.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
William
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
fdfds.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Me, myself, and I.
JAJAJA
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
I'm a fat cow.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.