Short jokes
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Poopy loopy.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
O Dario tem namorada?
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Sajan's Hairline
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Niguh.
Once I was 7.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.