Short jokes
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Ghanshyam.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Who am I sitting next to?
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Loser.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.