This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Short Jokes
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
No joke.
Ruhan.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
