Short jokes
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Sajan's Hairline
O Dario tem namorada?
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Poopy loopy.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.