Short jokes
I declare war on Gwen!
I see you.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Amogus.
My name is Martha.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.