Short jokes
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
L: you
You: 😂
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Walter White.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.