Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. So, Johnny's pop is drunk, right? He tells Johnny to grow up, like he's being all responsible. But Johnny flips the script and tells his dad to shut the freak up and calls him a "big-ass bitch". The joke is that instead of respecting his elder, Johnny tells his dad to screw off. You probably don't even have a dad. Based.