Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo Mama Fat Joke
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! This joke is all about your mom being so wide she counts as TWO dwarves in Lord of the Rings. Get it? Bet you don't, cause you're kinda stupid!
Death&Decay
This is not a dark joke you anonymous coward.