My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Short Jokes
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
One day, I love you.
Leo: Mom?
Mom: Yes!
Leo: Is rape good?
Mom: NO!
Leo: Good cause I raped someone!
Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max's joke is literally a joke.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Your Da.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Boomer.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
