Short jokes

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

Wanna make out, Explain Bear?

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Good morning.

What do you call a dick?

Suck my dick!

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

You have 10 to live.

“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”

10, 9, 8...

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!

Hiiii!

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

Noob butter eater.

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.

Bro told me this when he passed away.

I’m “Fading.”