Short jokes
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Sam from Bow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
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Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.