Short jokes

Short jokes

Water

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

Difference

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Bomb

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

Daddy

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Hoodie

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

Guy

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

Eyebrow

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

Country

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!