Short jokes
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Eat this, peppe.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
"Stop bullying me!"
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!