Short jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

What does a homeless man call his mother?

Useless.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...

What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?

That’s assault!

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?

Ten-putt!

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Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

Hey mylady.

Hey bro.

Me mylady.

Me a bro.

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

*insert pun here*

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.