Short jokes
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
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Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Pooooooooooop!
Like if you know what ashes are.
Oh, he needs some milk!
I like school.
Games
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.