Short jokes

I see you.

Iceberg: You may know me.

Titanic: You are a sucker.

Iceberg: You hit me.

Titanic: Moron.

Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!

Titanic: I don’t give a shit.

Mario (DYM 150).

I declare war on Gwen!

Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(

Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.

A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

I need to speak to Water Sharky.

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

Why do squirrels love dick?

Because it produces nut.

Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.

Orphans are cool.

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.

Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?

Answer: They couldn't find home base.

Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?

A. Ice burger.