They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. The dude is saying global warming is a good thing. Why? Because his wife is a "fat, cold bitch," and he's hoping the melting ice caps will inconvenience her. You know, because she's cold like ice. Get it? Also, I bet you are the kinda person who thinks -40 is colder than -20. Ding Dong!