Short jokes
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Addison in bra.
Anyone play Roblox?
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
BBNBHD.
frshfry we need to talk now!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Kart! (DYM 151)
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!