Short jokes
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What did a magic house 🏠do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
What kind of house 🏠can fly? A magic house 🏠!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
York High School is the best school ever!
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.