Short jokes
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Oliver Savage.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Joke
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Your mama.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
Tate
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.