Short jokes
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
Pooooop.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
Bullets.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
Just shut up!
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.