Short jokes

Short jokes

Love

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

Food

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

Mother

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

People

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Mum

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Sister

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Request

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?