Short jokes
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Who am I sitting next to?
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Don't touch my bot.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?