Short jokes

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

Why do fat people like food?

The more the merrier.

Spell "I cup."

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

I'm gonna cut my life off.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

Does this sentence make any sense?

What is the difference between me and a retard?

At least I have chromosomes.

My foot itches.

If you are homeless, get a home.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.