Short jokes
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
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Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)