Short jokes
Herrit?
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
I'm Priya.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Butt Morice - ( i ) ( - )@( - ) \ \ [] \ \ ( _ ) [] ( _ ) []
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Couy.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Yaxaas?
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.