Short jokes
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Vaseline
I gun give money.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Caca.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.