Short jokes
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
GOOGOO?
RTY!
I will tell you a joke--your life.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Jokes...