Short jokes
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Two nuns in a bath.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.