Short jokes
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Best website ever 4 chair.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
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I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
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