You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Short Jokes
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Jokes...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!