Short jokes
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Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
We will win the war! π·πΊπ·πΊπ·πΊ
Jonah Oglan.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Hiiii!