Short jokes

Short jokes

Loner

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

Poop

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

Turtle

What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.

Stereotype

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Fat

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Baby

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

History

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

Waiter

What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."

Gun

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.