Short jokes
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Google is butt.
This is not even a joke.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.