Short jokes
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.