Short jokes
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Slay.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
It's still depression, by the way.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Should I burn heaven?
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
"So what, ah, my G?"
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Moment and I
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.