Short jokes

Short Jokes

Parent

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

Lava

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

Blonde

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Gun

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Water

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.