Short jokes
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
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Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Sam from Bow.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Ashton Parkes.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
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