Short jokes
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Suck my pp!
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Good morning.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.