Short jokes
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
"Princess, you there? :("
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Uranus is cold.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.