Short jokes
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.