Short jokes
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
I gun give money.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
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Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.