Short jokes

Gay guy?

Poo poo packed, lol.

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

What's the fastest cake? Scone!

I wish you guys all died.

Greg fucking steals toes!

Muslim furries like goats.

Justin Masotti

A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!

There are more than two genders.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

What’s worse than giving women rights?

Having them. In the first place.

What did one bear reply to his bad pun?

"Bear with me!"

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?

At PC World.

How did I kill Georgee?

I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off its head.

What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!