What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Short Jokes
What do you call cringe?
You.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Dumb.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
9/11.