Short jokes
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Caca.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I gun give money.
Gaming, uh?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
This is not even a joke.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Who's an orphan?
You are.