Short jokes
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Noob butter eater.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
My foot itches.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!