Short jokes
When red do be sus, though.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
"Among Us" tea water.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
You can’t land on Uranus XD
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."