Short jokes
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
UHH, DADDY!
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.