Short jokes

Short jokes

Meal

  • The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

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    FBI

  • The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.

    A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.

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    Wife

  • Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

    His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.

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    Place

  • Person A: Where do you come from?

    Person B: Liberia.

    Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?

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    Priest

  • A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.

    The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"

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