Short jokes
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
afnshjrkf.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
lollllo.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"