Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Short Jokes
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Succcccc.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
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