Short jokes
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
Bust it open for Jesus!
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
hg is cool.
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Afghanistan.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Man's got that big bati, you know.