Short jokes
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.