I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking's Alt+F4
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, Stephen Hawking, genius dude in a wheelchair, right? Alt+F4 is like the secret handshake to close any window on a computer. Get it? Hawking "closed" his window... permanently. Oof, too soon?