You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Short Jokes
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Hiiii!
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Noob butter eater.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
My foot itches.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.