Short jokes
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
You built like you in the 1980's!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!