Short jokes
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
How are you?
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
befhwnwbnwnbenwbenw.
Ines.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"