Short jokes
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
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Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
dvbmmnxc mhgdc gfdfngt.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Icebergie is a randy.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"