Short jokes
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Ben
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
"Me so cutie right?"
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.