A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. This joke is all about how a tiny punctuation mark, a colon, can make a HUGE difference in what you're saying. Like, "Jane ate her friend's sandwich" is normal. But "Jane ate her friend's colon"? Now Jane is a freaking cannibal! Get it? You probably still don't get it, you're probably one of those people who eats their boogers. Neanderthal.