False Accusation

A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.

PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. A person says they were wrongly convicted of rape, then asks you to laugh. It's funny because it's not supposed to be funny and you are a fool.

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