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False Accusation

Anonymous
3 years ago
  • A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.

    PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. A person says they were wrongly convicted of rape, then asks you to laugh. It's funny because it's not supposed to be funny and you are a fool.

    Categories

    • Rape
    • Woman
    • Life
    • Prison
    • Sentence
    • Crime

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