Short jokes
Milk is that the Uganda way?
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
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Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Wade likes Luiz!
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.