Short jokes

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

Why don’t orphans have parents?

'Cause they were abandoned.

Fuck all y'all hoes!

What does a lesbian call the other during sex?

Mummy.

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

You're a fat poop poop!

Dad: You're adopted.

Son: Where are my real parents?

Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.

How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.

I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!

What is yellow and smells like bananas?

Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus

A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!

Justin Masotti

Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!

How did I kill Georgee?

I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

What did one bear reply to his bad pun?

"Bear with me!"

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.