Short jokes
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
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Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Joe Mama!
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
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Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
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Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.