Short jokes

Short jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Coffin

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

Mouth

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

Uncle

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

Dog

Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.

Kid

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

Poop

Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!

Put some Windex on it.

Fruitcake

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yull.

Yull who?

You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!

Time

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

Vitamin

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!