Short jokes
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
A bass drum is the boss.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
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