Short jokes
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
I'M SHORTTT!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Up your butt with a coconut!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Orphan jokes? They protest.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.