Short jokes
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
"Lune, it’s me."
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
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