Short jokes

Short jokes

Christmas

It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.

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Job

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

Dad

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

Bone

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

Ranch

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

Baby

How are babies and the elderly similar?

They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.

Test

Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?

Cosecant remember his own name.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Dragon

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.