Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
How do you get away with rape?
You guys are crazy!
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.