Short jokes
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
bröd
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
Guns control.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.