Short jokes
"Princess, you there? :("
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
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This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
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What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
I'm Priya.