Short jokes
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.