Short jokes

Short Jokes

Lie

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

Boy

Why do people think about handsome boys at night?

Because they're dreamy!

Water

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.

Mama

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Site

We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.

Child Support

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

Anime

Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.

God

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

Orphan

Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.

War

We will win the war! πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί