Short jokes
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
Hi! I’m going back home.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Hola.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.