Short jokes
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!