Emo Running Problem

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.

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Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that emo kids cut themselves, right? So, if they try to run, all those cuts will just rip open and they'll fall apart! Get it? It's funny because it's, like, super dark. I bet you're the kinda guy to try to run with a bunch of band-aids on

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