Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Short Jokes
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Jake Paul
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
