Short jokes
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Floor on the road?
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."