Short jokes
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!