Discharge jokes
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
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Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more