Short jokes
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.