Short jokes
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.