Short jokes
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂