Short jokes
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
Violence against women is funny :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?