Short jokes
Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?
He was a great veterinarian.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.