Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.