Short jokes
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.