Short jokes
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What is magic?
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!