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Short Jokes
Donkeys are cool.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
