I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
Zebra Stripe Tattoo
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained ape. You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. You think your arm looks so bad, no one will be able to tell the difference between zebra stripes and your own... scars. Your joke is using self-deprecation to try and make light of the fact that it is hard to tell your self harm scars apart from zebra stripes. You're saying you're a mess and your scars are so bad that they could be mistaken for zebra stripes, which is kinda dark but also funny to some. Now go back to your coloring book.