Short jokes
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What group of high school students touch the most dicks?
The jocks.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What the sigma?
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Hi Blake.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.