Short jokes

Short Jokes

9/11

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

Second-hand Store

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

Moment

My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.