Short jokes
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Redmi
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
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