Short jokes
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
I did not.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
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What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.