Short jokes
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic đ
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me fĂźhreious!
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
âThey see me rollinâ, they hatinâ.â
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldnât solve inequalities.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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