Short jokes
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!