Short jokes
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.