Short jokes

Short jokes

Forehead

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Pool

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

Woman

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

Cruise

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

Friend

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

Speedbump

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Match

Hey God, what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.

Sounds like a match made in heaven.

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  • Fridge

    What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

    9/11

    What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

    New York Jets.

    Second-hand Store

    I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

    I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."