Short jokes
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
Jake Paul
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.