I got them red Gucci bracelets.
Short Jokes
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Flat Earthers
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
