Short jokes
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Butt hehe.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
I put the fun in funeral.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
You pecan do it!
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
I'm all panic and no disco.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!