Short jokes

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

I know where you live! I saw you before!

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Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?

Comment down below!

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

How did Sally die?

She got shot.

How? She could not run away.

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.