Short jokes
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.