Short jokes
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What did the DJ name his son?
Eric.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!