Short jokes
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.