Short jokes
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
What is this?
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Bababooey.
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.