Short jokes
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The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
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The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
You gonna poop someday.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
#GOODBYEGWEN
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Staring (DYM 119).
Jugs!
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