Short jokes
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Hey Aria.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.