Short jokes
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Bill, that's racist!
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.