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Short Jokes
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
This isn't a joke.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
What is Jay?
Phat.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!