Short jokes
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
Hair (DYM 81).
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
80s (DYM 84)
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Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Ass (DYM 89).
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.