Short jokes

Short jokes

Dog

Why did I shoot my dog?

Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎

Mole

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

Egg

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.

Poem

Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.

Man

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

Skinny

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

Trash

"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."

Mom

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

Hospital

Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"

Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"