Short jokes
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
If you are poor, get money.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"