Short jokes
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
I'M SHORTTT!