What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Short Jokes
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
hg is cool.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
Hi! I’m going back home.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Hola.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.