Short jokes
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What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Banana bread is cute.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
This account is run by a peadophile.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.