Short jokes
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
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(I'm a girl btw)
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"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
"Autism be like..."
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Afghanistan.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Old.