Short jokes
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
You're so hot!
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Why is Gennis gay?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.