Sam from Bow.
Short Jokes
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Little Johnny is gay.
Old ladies are non existent.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Ashton Parkes.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.