Short jokes
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Pants!
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!