Short jokes

Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Did you hear about the bank robber?

Turns out he got shot by the police.

And he wound up in prison.

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

What do you call a fat chink?

Saturn.

Why do y’all call a pickup truck?

'Cause ya got a flat tire.

What is a lot?

Syphilis.

Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!

At night I became a mattress murderer.

Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.

What do you call a mammal that has no hair?

Cancer.

What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?

Adam.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.