Short jokes
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Boi.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
New.
Redmi
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Hi 👋, was the day you?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What are you on? YouTube.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.