Short jokes
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.