Short jokes

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Kyler, go on this one.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Mom! (DYM 14)

Heyy.

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.