I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Short Jokes
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Afghanistan.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Old.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Realger.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of PokΓ© Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
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There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"