Short jokes
Your life is the best joke ever.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
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The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.