Short jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
I just had sex.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Blueface baby!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What can you build with people? A boat!
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.