Short jokes
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.