Short jokes
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Poo.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Please dislike.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣