Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is a classic 'yo momma' diss. It's sayin' your mom is so ugly that seeing your face would literally make her face split. Basically, you're so ugly, it's a hazard to her health. Facts: You probably still live in your mom's basement.