Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Short Jokes
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Octopussy.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea