Short jokes
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Good (DYM 92).
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
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What does your head come out of... your brain?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
Tis the season to be spooky.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.