Short jokes
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?