Short jokes
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Tis the season to be spooky.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Meme.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.