Short jokes
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Tell who we are.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Dews?
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.