Short jokes

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.