Short jokes
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
arya fae
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"