Short jokes

Short Jokes

Stephen Hawking

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

FBI

The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.

A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.

Wife

Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.

Fart

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Name

When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?

She borrows her husband's last name.

Singer

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"