Short jokes

Short jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?

One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.

Friend

My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."

Get it? I read? No... ok.

Word

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

Toilet

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.

Taco

Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......

Taco

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

Cake

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"

Ex-wife

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker...

Drone

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

Vitamin

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.