Short jokes
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
SEX
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
One word. Creeper.