Short jokes
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Mommy kisses my butt.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.