Short jokes
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Pls send.
"Me fa so?"
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
80s (DYM 84)
Ass (DYM 89).