What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
My dad died lol.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Dfhbbfd.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
I'm psychicking your butt.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Ur mom gei.