Short jokes
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Mommy kisses my butt.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
riding (DYM 145).
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Penny.