Short jokes
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Oh, hail no!!!
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Fuke
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.