Short jokes
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What's better than poo?
Bill Cosplay
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Angus' love life.