Short jokes

Short Jokes

Nut

What is a nut that does magic?

A human that can turn into a nut!

Coin

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.

Tower

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

Priest

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"

Game

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

Cow

What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?

Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!

Minivan

Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"

People

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

Gravity

Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.

Name

Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

Tuxedo

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!