Short jokes
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
What is red and puts out fire?
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!