Short jokes
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
#GOODBYEGWEN
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
Staring (DYM 119).
Jugs!
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.