Short jokes

I like my coffee like my men, long and black.

shaenaya

Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?

Because he is never around Siri.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

Anal.

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

Will Will Smith smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith.

What do you call a dabbing cow?

Udder savagery.

Chupa mi polla.

Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).

What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.

A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.

If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!

Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...

How are you?

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Ines.

Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.