Short jokes
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
I just had sex.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.