Short jokes
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Like (DYM 82).
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Prom (DYM 85).
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!