Short jokes
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
James Dalton.