Short jokes
It's snot fair!
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Read the comments.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Heyy.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(