Short jokes
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
I'm a turd.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
What, I am an autist..... Villads?