Short jokes
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.