Short jokes
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣