Short jokes

Short jokes

Bedroom

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Plane

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

Canoe

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Bell

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

Tennis

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

Van

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Vegetable

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Mom

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Ball

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

Earring

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣