I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Short Jokes
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
This site.
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Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
I like tortles.
Porky
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
He is dead.
I am looking for Mike Roch.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Spaceballs: The Comment.