Short jokes
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!