Short jokes
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Test.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.